Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Whacko

We need a laugh. Get these flakes. Vegansexuals who won't have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies are made from carcasses. Good god. I might be a necrophiliac.
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3 comments:

Eric Crampton said...

I love the vegan respondent from Christchurch who "struggles with bodily fluids". I imagine that the whole interview there went something like:

Reporter: Mr. Vegan, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory.

Vegan: Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, during the physical act of love.

Reporter: sighs fearfully

Vegan: Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence.

Reporter: Yes...

Vegan: I can assure you it has not recurred. Carnivores... they sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid carnivores, but I do deny them my essence.

Reporter: Heh heh... yes.

With apologies of course to Dr. Strangelove...

2:17 PM
Anonymous said...

Please. They're not "vegans", they're Meatphobic.

9:36 PM
Anonymous said...

I suspect that someone made most of this up. The claim was "lots" of women said this. I bet that is false. I suspect someone who is an animal rights nutter wrote the press statement. Notice no specifics are given about the supposed survey. How many responded? How were they choosen? How many actually made this statement? Was the sample representative of the general population or did you do it at PETA conference? This story has fraud written all over it.

3:01 PM

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