Friday, December 15, 2006

It's for your own good

If you still enjoy your butter and full milk, STOP, right now. That's today's message from one of Nanny's little helpers. For your own good you must start consuming synthetic spreads and manipulated milk. Then you too could eke out a few more years on this planet of busybody, anti-smoking, anti-drug, anti-alcohol, anti-billboards, anti-cars, anti-christmas, anti-travel, anti-shopping bags, anti-gambling, anti-hunting, anti-fishing, anti-swimming pools, anti-exotic trees, anti-dogs, anti-cats, anti-hydro, anti-wind turbine, anti-nuclear, anti-soft drink, anti-taser, anti-gun, anti-profit, anti-GE, anti-cows, anti-smacking, anti-party pills, anti-noise, anti-speedway, anti-immigrant, anti-foreign ownership whiners.

Pass me the butter please.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Odd how these nannies favour a product manufactured by an industrial process (margarine) over a product that is largely natural.

Anonymous said...

You're right to be outraged. I can almost sense the libertarian streak in you, Lindsay.

Good on you!

Anonymous said...

Last year we had the chance to get rid of this overbearing socialist government. Instead, we re-elected it.

So, they will continue passing more and more restrictive laws, while the masses are looking the other way.

Each country get the government it deserves.

Anonymous said...

I have sudden urge for a chip buttie!- to go with my steak!

Anonymous said...

Re your inclusion of anti-shopping bags, this example shows how stupid the bureaucrats are in urging rejection of the ubiquitous plastic bags in supermarkets.

Firstly, blame the messenger, and not the scum who discard them to blow around the streets.

And secondly promote the green "eco bag" as superior than plastic -- they can't have read the maker's label inside, which states "made from 100% polypropylene" -- ie PLASTIC!!

Cactus Kate said...

As about a fifty million generation child of farmer, I state that the blue top milk though does rather taste like shite. But each to their own I guess. And that's the point.

Want to pour that calorie laden white mucous down your throat then who are we to stop you?